Entertainer

Iraqi Road

A
Gonna get me a neutron bomb

E
Take it with me when I visit Saddam

                                                                                                A
I say, "Put this in your pocket....and press that once I leave"

Drivin' down that Iraqi highway

E
Till every towelhead is foldin' it my way

                                                                                        A
Missionary position, McDonalds^®, and democracy

D
Drivin' down that IRAQI ROAD

B
White man's burden is a heavy load

                       A                                  D                                           E
We're gonna open up the pipeline   we used to call "Kuwaiti"

                                                    A
Gonna blow up everbody we see!

Gonna go see Jack Chirac
Man, that frog'll have a heart attack
Maybe even make him take his statue back, we'll just have to see
Gonna make sure him an' me
Are seein' eye-to-eye from A to Z
Ridin' shotgun in my Bradley up the middle of the Chanz-ee-lay-zee
Ridin' down that IRAQI ROAD
White man's burden is a heavy load
Gonna make my next excursion to the palaces of Gay Paree
We're gonna blow up everybody we see!

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D                                                         F#m
      If you're not with me you're against me

                    A                                                          D                           E
In fact you might just be behavin' somewhat underpatrioticalleeeeeeeee

                                                                  A
We're gonna blow up everybody we see!

Gonna get me a hick'ry stick
Have a chat with them Dixie Chicks
Maybe teach 'em all a couple hot licks from D.C.
Livin' here in the Land of the Free
Your opinion can be what you want it to be
Right up until the order to invade an' then you better agree
We're gonna blow up everybody we see
Ridin' down that IRAQI ROAD
White man's burden is a heavy load
Just another little breach of that Homeland Security
Gonna blow up everybody we see
Gonna blow up everybody we see
An' then we're gonna give 'em MTV^®

© 2003 by Dennis D'Asaro